Magnus chase: And the Hummer of Thor/ Rick Riordan .

1. Could you please stop killing my goat?
2. Your standard rooftop chase scene with talking swords of
ninjas
3. My friend project me by telling me absolutely nothing. thanks,
friends .
4. A cheetah run me over .
5. My sword had a better social life than i do.
6. love me some weasel soup.
7. Have you or someone you love ever suffered from
Lindworms?
8. I am save from certain death by being killed.
9. Never take the bubble bath with a decapitated God.
10. The most awkward
viking Lauu.
11. What's a guy gotta do to get a standing ovation
12. Samirah and Magnus sitting in a tree , t-a-l-k-i-n-g.
13. Relax, its just a little death prophecy.
14.Cry me a blood river .wait. Actually, don't
15. All in favour of slaughtering Magnus, please say Aye.
16. Hearthstone unleashes his inner bovine
17. Uncle Randolph gets on my naughty list BIG TIME
18. I need to learn many , many more cusswords in sign
language.
19. Should i be nervous that the pilot is praying?
20.in case of demonic possession, please fellow illuminated
signs to the nearest exit.
21. Loiterers will be shot,then arrest and shot again
22. Pretty sure hearthstone's dad is a cow- abducting alien
23.Yep, his other car is definitely a UFO
24.Oh you wanted to breathe? that 'll be a extra three Gold .
25. Hearthstone? more like heartthrob. Am i right ?
26 We nuke all the fish
27. let me go immediately, or i will make you a billionaire
28. And if you order now you can also get this cursed ring
29. Nokk Nokk
30. Somewhere over the rainbow, there're some messed up
stuff going on
31. Heimdall take a selfies with literally everyone
32. Godzilla send me an important message
33. Falafef break? yes, thank you
34. We visit my favorite mausoleum
35. We have tiny problem
36. Solving problem with extreme fashion
37. Meat s'mores Roasting on an open fire
38. You will never,ever guess Blitzen's password
39. Elvis has left the blowing bag
40. Little Billy totally deserved it
41. When in doubt, turned into biting insects
42 Or you could just glow a lot.that work too
43. You keep using the word help i do not think it means what
you think it means
44. We are honored with the runes and the coupons
45. Pigtails have never looked so frightening
46. Here comes the bride and the assassins
47. I prepared for funkytown combat
48. All aboard the cheesy Gordita express
49. Thrym!
50. A little refreshing poison in your face, sir ?
51. hello paranoia, my old friends
52. My uncle gets up dome backup singer
53. Its hammer time !(someone had to say it )
54. Squirrelsin the window may be larger than they appeared
55. Daisies in the shape of Elf
56 Let's try this whole meeting for coffee thing again
57. I call in someone favor
Glossary
pronunciation guide

MY NAME IS MAGNUS CHASE. TWO MONTH AGO I DIE FIGHTING A FIRE GIANTS AND WOKE UP IN A HOTEL VALHALLA ONE OF THE ODIIN'S WARRIORS. TIME FOR A REST? I WISH.
When i meet Otis, an informant with the lead on Thor missing hammer all i get is the name 'Province town' before a wolf masked assassin take him out and warns me to stay away.
Someone really Doesn't want me to find the hummer,and even if i could it's rumoured to be underground guarded by powerful magic.
But the giants armies are on the move, preparing to invade.If i don't find it, they'll ravage the nine worlds starting from the street of Boston.
There's just one person who could help. someone who demands a very high price :the Gods worst enemy, Loki.